[ March 7th is waiting for him at one of the outdoor tables, with one cup of steaming coffee and one tall plastic cup of... it's hard to say what it is, there's a ton of whipped cream obscuring the color.
She's also in a light blue trench coat and sunglasses. This is a true statement. I hate this.
Though the sunglasses get pushed up to rest on her head before she waves at him. ]
[ she has pulled out a little notebook. Flipping it open-- ]
Umm... that you smirk instead of smiling, that she touched your face when she was drunk, that you probably don't mind me being around even if I said it feels like you just put up with me--
Oh yeah, she showed me how you held her hand and she said she likes looking at your eyes and...
Because she's my friend and I don't know anyone else who would do it. [ Wow. ]
Malkuth is really bright and sunny and strong, but there's a lot of stuff she needs support on still and if someone she cares about finds a way to hurt her, that'd hurt even more than someone she didn't care about at all.
So I want to make sure you see her for who she is. Not just what she's done. Not just a really energetic and stubborn person.
So even if you give me a whole load of [ she pauses to imitate his very sexy but very dry voice ] "you must be imagining things, didn't your mother ever tell you not to assume" stuff, just promise me that if you feel any kind of way about her, you'll look at her properly.
[Ah, the camaraderie of friendship, nothing like it.]
[He doesn't interrupt her as she speaks, just listens with not even a budge in his stony expression (not even with the impression, what a hard audience). Another minute goes by, before he closes his eyes, almost a little more exhausted than usual.]
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She's also in a light blue trench coat and sunglasses. This is a true statement. I hate this.
Though the sunglasses get pushed up to rest on her head before she waves at him. ]
You're better than most people I know, actually!
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[Wow this isn't sus at ALL. Not at all!!! NOPE!!!]
[He sits down, with no aplomb or change in expression.]
Mm. Old habits.
[A beat.]
What did you want to ask me.
[MIGHT AS WELL GET IT OUT OF THE WAY]
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[ Muffins! A muffin, Verg! ]
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[Nooooo muffins.]
But thanks.
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[ She's all smiles. ]
Malkuth's been talking about you a lot.
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[MOVING HIS CHAIR BACK AS IF TO LEAVE]
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[ She's just a petite young lady, you emotionally-stunted wuss!! ]
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[UGH]
So what is this, then?
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[ Also an investigation, but since it's not a lie, her tone is very sincere. ]
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[FOLDING HIS ARMS]
Fine. She probably speaks highly of everyone.
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[ FOLDING HER ARMS. ]
I can't believe you two are even saying the same thing...
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[??????????????]
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[ She just sighs. ]
I already know you're not a bad person, but I don't really believe her entirely.
[ It sounds like willful denial to her, honestly. ]
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[He's going to move to sip at his coffee he is #unbothered #drinkingcoffee #goodmorning]
What has she even said?
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[ Brightly, reaching into a bag by her feet. ]
I wrote it down!
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[WHY]
And what does it say.
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Umm... that you smirk instead of smiling, that she touched your face when she was drunk, that you probably don't mind me being around even if I said it feels like you just put up with me--
Oh yeah, she showed me how you held her hand and she said she likes looking at your eyes and...
[ PAGE TURN. ]
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[....................]
[You can practically see the shadow of his eyes start to grow with every single sentence before he croaks out:]
You don't. Need to keep going.
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[ And she closes the notebook, smiling peacefully. ]
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[he is not and he's just back to sipping his coffee because he is pretending is he nonplussed about this]
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Anyway, I'd like to believe you like her a lot. And so I don't have to threaten you.
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[please he's just a regular old guy leave him and his weird het feelings alone]
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Because she's my friend and I don't know anyone else who would do it. [ Wow. ]
Malkuth is really bright and sunny and strong, but there's a lot of stuff she needs support on still and if someone she cares about finds a way to hurt her, that'd hurt even more than someone she didn't care about at all.
So I want to make sure you see her for who she is. Not just what she's done. Not just a really energetic and stubborn person.
So even if you give me a whole load of [ she pauses to imitate his very sexy but very dry voice ] "you must be imagining things, didn't your mother ever tell you not to assume" stuff, just promise me that if you feel any kind of way about her, you'll look at her properly.
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[He doesn't interrupt her as she speaks, just listens with not even a budge in his stony expression (not even with the impression, what a hard audience). Another minute goes by, before he closes his eyes, almost a little more exhausted than usual.]
...Did she tell you I called her a duck?
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[ She blinks at him, pausing to sip on her whipped cream Monstrosity. ]
Did she call you a goose back?
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