You also turned me into a vampire. That was a thing.

[Another bite of his own, snapping it between his teeth. There's something to the sensation of it, even if the taste is lacking.]

[No, this is nowhere near being normal. It's just a stupid cookie. Makes his stomach turn slightly, oddly.]

People really don't know what's quality. Get a proper cookie, for crying out loud.

[Vergilius sighs, glancing up at the man.]

So? Had your fun with me?